big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

dopefreshnation:

damn right i am

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

niknak79:

Same to you broccoli

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

It really annoys me when people say: “Why are you trying to lose weight? Guys prefer curvier girls.”
it’s like SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE ARE OTHER REASONS TO LOSE WEIGHT OTHER THAN PLEASING THE OPPOSITE SEX! NOT EVERYTHING I DO REVOLVES AROUND MAKING IT SO THAT GUYS LIKE ME! I COULDN’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT GUYS PREFER, I’M DOING THIS FOR ME! JESUS CHRIST!

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means